Motherflippin’ Hot Toddy, Bitches
I have a head cold. I don’t even know how that is possible in light of all the time I put in being sick as a dog last month, but my throat is scratchy, and my nose is running like a faucet, and I have a headache.
I also have a giant mug of steaming hot Jack Daniels with honey, lemon, ginger, cayenne, and a splash of water.
I also have a pre-dinner buzz of epic proportions. I never drink this stuff, but I’m taking Nana’s* advice on this one.
*Nana’s been dead for 30 years, but I know it’s what she’d suggest.