Seeing as we’re doing Makearoo GPOYs… 9 hours on the road because this dumbass thought it would be cheaper and easier to drive. $150 in gas, and $30 in tolls, and my butt cheeks have fused to the truck seat. The very thought of venturing into a restaurant to have dinner makes me want to cry, so I exercised my divine right to order room service. The dingdong at the front desk got confused when I asked for the premium domestic beer list, and couldn’t come up with anything better than Corona, so we moved on to imported, and somewhere along the line she forgot that I ordered a wrap and cole slaw, so I’m waiting on that. 
Why the hell didn’t I fly to Chicago, though? Dumbass. 

Seeing as we’re doing Makearoo GPOYs… 9 hours on the road because this dumbass thought it would be cheaper and easier to drive. $150 in gas, and $30 in tolls, and my butt cheeks have fused to the truck seat. The very thought of venturing into a restaurant to have dinner makes me want to cry, so I exercised my divine right to order room service. The dingdong at the front desk got confused when I asked for the premium domestic beer list, and couldn’t come up with anything better than Corona, so we moved on to imported, and somewhere along the line she forgot that I ordered a wrap and cole slaw, so I’m waiting on that. 

Why the hell didn’t I fly to Chicago, though? Dumbass. 

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