another mouthful
animalstalkinginallcaps: HEY GUYS! BACK SO SOON? I’M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. I ATE PHIL. I WAS GOING TO DO THIS WHOLE, “OH, HE RAN AWAY. TURNS OUT HE’S BEEN LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE AND IT FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH HIM” THING, BUT THE TRUTH IS HE SAYS “IRREGARDLESS” EVERY TIME WE HAVE SOME SORT OF DEBATE AND I JUST KIND OF SNAPPED. I’M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH THE DOUBLE SCOOP WAFFLE CONE OF HONESTY THIS EVENING, BECAUSE WE’RE FRIENDS. HE WAS DELICIOUS. HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN AN INFURIATING ILLITERATE BUT HE MORE THAN MADE UP FOR THAT IN FLAVOR. IT’S GOING TO BE HARD GOING BACK TO DRY KIBBLE. ANYWAY, HOW WAS THE MOVIE? Dying.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY GUYS! BACK SO SOON?

I’M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. I ATE PHIL.

I WAS GOING TO DO THIS WHOLE, “OH, HE RAN AWAY. TURNS OUT HE’S BEEN LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE AND IT FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH HIM” THING, BUT THE TRUTH IS HE SAYS “IRREGARDLESS” EVERY TIME WE HAVE SOME SORT OF DEBATE AND I JUST KIND OF SNAPPED.

I’M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH THE DOUBLE SCOOP WAFFLE CONE OF HONESTY THIS EVENING, BECAUSE WE’RE FRIENDS. HE WAS DELICIOUS. HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN AN INFURIATING ILLITERATE BUT HE MORE THAN MADE UP FOR THAT IN FLAVOR. IT’S GOING TO BE HARD GOING BACK TO DRY KIBBLE.

ANYWAY, HOW WAS THE MOVIE?

Dying.

(via flummery)

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