k fed up

Conversatin’ with my 86 yo grandmother who “has a cold”, the effects of which she remembers to fake every few minutes, in between talking totally normally - if you can consider telling your first born granddaughter that your boyfriend who is 20 years younger than you stayed over last night because you both drank too much and nobody could drive him home, and who gives a shit what the neighbors think “normal”. Did I mention that she just got her eyes done? At 86? An eye lift. Ostensibly because the eyelids were drooping so much she couldn’t see, and having nothing whatsoever to do with her chronic vanity. This woman slays me.