The tractor rototiller might be my new favorite thing.

The tractor rototiller might be my new favorite thing.

Mugshot? I was going to make an iced coffee, but the cooler full of ice cold beer was calling my name, so I’m having one of those instead, and getting ready to go plant asparagus crowns, peas, spinach, and onion sets. If I have enough mojo, I’ll also put in some kohlrabi, rapini, lettuce, and Chinese cabbage greens. It’s 75 degrees out there, babies, and this makes me very, very, very happy. 

Mugshot? I was going to make an iced coffee, but the cooler full of ice cold beer was calling my name, so I’m having one of those instead, and getting ready to go plant asparagus crowns, peas, spinach, and onion sets. If I have enough mojo, I’ll also put in some kohlrabi, rapini, lettuce, and Chinese cabbage greens. It’s 75 degrees out there, babies, and this makes me very, very, very happy. 

mm mmmmmmm

It’s CHSH week! 

I’m about to compile my to-do lists for these three days before I fly out, and I don’t think I have enough paper to make the final list, and I know I don’t have enough hours in the day to manage it all. Something is going to have to get pushed off until the next week. Some fifty somethings.

My foot is much better, and I think I’ll be able to get it into my boot without too much trouble. It’s tender as hell, and still has a big goose egg, but that’s about half the size it was on Saturday night. I was able to walk around fairly well yesterday, so I’m hopeful I’ll be able to dance my fool ass off in Chicago. If not, Richard has graciously offered to give me piggy back rides everywhere, and hopefully that offer also includes the dance floor. 

Thursday, bitches. I’m bringing so many hugs and kisses with me, it’s ridiculous. Pucker up, Buttercup. 

Easter Quicheter

Easter Quicheter

Is it really THIS warm out? Pinch me!

Is it really THIS warm out? Pinch me!

Happy Easter from the kfedup Wayback Machine.

I know now, after fifty years, that the finding/losing, forgetting/remembering, leaving/returning, never stops. The whole of life is about another chance, and while we are alive, till the very end, there is always another chance. — Jeanette Winterson (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

In other news

The giant scab on my knee from my inebriated fall at the bar last week fell off today.

Can’t take me anywhere.

muffpunch:

bunnyfood:

(via dailypicksandflicks:Rosalinda Lascano)

It is so unfair that I can not have a pet pig.

Lila said that exact same thing yesterday as we were driving to get our hair cut. She tried every angle to convince me to get a little pink baby pig for her for Easter, then when she ran out of ideas and arguments, she said that. Spooky.

On the left is my foot right after I dropped a large cast iron skillet on it this afternoon. On the right is six hours later, sporting one hell of a goose egg. I haven’t cried about physical pain like that in a very long time, and now my whole neighborhood knows the word mothercunter. This best not fuck with my CHSH boot/dancing mojo, is all I’m saying. Sorry to hear about your foot, cutlerish. Something in the water today?

I could get used to this view, even tho I love living in town.

I could get used to this view, even tho I love living in town.

I’ll take every bit of green you’ve got.

I’ll take every bit of green you’ve got.

GABRIEL GARCÍA MÁRQUEZ 1927-2014

thetinhouse:



“Perhaps this is what the stories meant when they called somebody heartsick. Your heart and your stomach and your whole insides felt empty and hollow and aching.”
― Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez
Photo: GABRIEL GARCÍA MÁRQUEZ 1927-2014  “Perhaps this is what the stories meant when they called somebody heartsick. Your heart and your stomach and your whole insides felt empty and hollow and aching.” ― Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

Rest in peace, beautiful soul. 

Drove past the annual controlled burn of the Prairie Grass Preserve behind the KSU Wellness Center. My car got very hot very quickly.

Drove past the annual controlled burn of the Prairie Grass Preserve behind the KSU Wellness Center. My car got very hot very quickly.

Porch stories.

Porch stories.