July 2010
before you ask, large and hard.
(via kalamazu)
ah, you saw my zucchini!
::esophageal limbo::
a dance?
a state of being?
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I picked up the phone this time
and put cash into the account.
and listened.
and asked some questions.
and listened.
and shared the bit about dealing with his brother and Ty’s stuff and how it’s only stuff and we decided together that we don’t care enough about the stuff to deal with his brother’s bullshit.
and listened.
and the account quickly ran out of money.
and now my stomach is a giant knot...
Not to put too fine a point on it, but I’d blow the mailman if he showed up with a chocolate chip ice cream sundae with hot fudge, caramel, marshmallow and whipped cream right now.
I mean, I’d have to.
My driveway is really long.
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Flavor of the day:
Unmitigated Rage.
certainsongs:
Song Of The Day
Frazey Ford - “If...
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Wayback machine
I don’t have many photos of myself as a teenager. I think my dad took most of the family photos when he left and nobody ever did anything about that, either.
I’m not going to link it because it’s an abomination, but our senior prom song was Phil Collins, Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now), which got 48 more votes than Teenage Wasteland.
I wrote in a song on the ballot....
It's a brokecation
atfrageelay:
kfedup:
atfrageelay:
But thanks to a generous person and ample childcare help from my parents and in-laws, I’m leaving for 6 days away with some of my closest friends, all with Dan cheering me on to go and have fun and not worry about anything.
Each year these friends and I spend our time together laughing pretty much non-stop. I’m really looking forward to it.
and Toni is...
It's a brokecation
atfrageelay:
But thanks to a generous person and ample childcare help from my parents and in-laws, I’m leaving for 6 days away with some of my closest friends, all with Dan cheering me on to go and have fun and not worry about anything.
Each year these friends and I spend our time together laughing pretty much non-stop. I’m really looking forward to it.
and Toni is awesome because she invited...
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Back to the drawing board.
I sprayed my tomatoes, tomatillos, eggplant, peppers, and potatoes with copper sulfate today, hoping to put a choke on the late blight. Unfortunately, the basil is right next to the tomatoes and it was impossible to avoid spraying the leaves.
So much for pesto for dinner tonight.
Harnessing The Power Of The Collective For A Great...
trinilikesalt:
My friend Lena rides the Pan-Mass Challenge every year to raise money for cancer research. She was struck by a car on July 13th while training for the ride, landing hard on her face, breaking multiple bones in the process. Since then, she has endured 3 surgeries, is scheduled for a 4th next week, and has months of grueling recovery ahead of her.
Though Lena cannot ride this...
"ceaseless, ardent fornication"
brb. need to go put my keyboard in the dishwasher and pour a new cup of coffee.
Words you use and what I think when you use them.
anarchyandscotch:
ginormous - “That is a stupid word and there is no reason it should exist.”
meta - “I should not have entered academia.”
bestie - ”I am going to stop listening to you and spend the remainder of our conversation fantasizing about my favorite celebrity.”
irregardless - “If it were legal, I would beat you to death with the nearest convenient object.”
hegemony - “Dammit, why...
On nom on Mon
I made these delicious chickpeas yesterday with a little bit of sweet onion, saffron, fresh ground cumin, garlic, cilantro, parsley, kale and chard. The leftovers were amazing baked with an egg for breakfast.
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I shouldn't be surprised
given the ungodly heat, humidity, wind, and rain of the last week, but I’m still bummed that my tomatoes, potatoes, and tomatillos all have blight on them.
fuckity fuck fuck.
Warm fuzzies.
That is all.
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Cary, I don't think you had the lyrics quite right
You are nice sunshine. My need firms. You make me and the rents guys diapering You know I’ll never know the, and my, and you and. Please don’t okay HI sunshine way, I was carrying. Bye.
I'm sorry about your hemorrhoids!
Dan.
Applicator into the rack tom
atfrageelay:
God, I love Google Voice.
True story, I was just in the kitchen stirring some garlic scape pesto into the vidalia onion saute for the grilled cheese saying “applicator into the rack tom” over and and over again, sipping my wine and cackling like a deranged hen.
fucking beautiful.
Hi Dan!
If I’m wrong, I don’t want to be right
Probably, Mentally affected area up to 4 times daily, especially at night in the morning or at the beach called Mu. Thanks. First your reference, before applying. Remove protective cover from applicator attach applicator 2 per kid applicator. Well, hey joe, you answered applicator into the rack tom. After 20 applicator after he changed and...
Really? I come back from two hours watching the...
to make some grilled cheese and not one of you assholes has left me a voice message?
Really?
330-474-9144
Somebody sing me something or read me a poem or a page from a book or something.
I’M ALL ALONE WITH MYSELF AND MY CRAPPY WHITE WINE AND GRAPEFRUIT SPARKLING WATER.
I figured out the recordingless Omaha call
That was Shawna with her awesome tarot reading.
I ANSWERED THE PHONE.
kfedup. doing it wrong since 1967.
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Whoever called me from Omaha, Nebraska?
gvoice shows a 6 minute call, but there’s no actual recording for me to listen to.
Poop.
gVoice FAIL.
Kelly is disappointed. So much so, she’s channeling her nutty Uncle John and referring to herself in the third person.
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Thankless
I can thank you for the sweetness you delivered in your headlong rush to capture my attention; the syrup brimming over the edge of your cupped hands; the words flying from the high perch of your chapped and peeling lips. I can forgive you for leaving the gate to this heart wide open and keening wider and without warning. For your promises stacked like coins on the sidewalk, all this useless...
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OHMYMAUDE Y'ALL
Ron Bailey has the BEST VOICE EVER and he called me SWEETY with that voice!
So this might be helpful:
Gvoice #s — these are just what I found today…if you want me to add you to the list, give a shout in my arskhole. Gvoice #s 540-999-8RON 540-999-8766 312-569-9643 (Christa) 312-89-YODEL 312-899-6335 815.P1G.TONI 815-744-8664 224-475-1761 (Mike Morrow) (616) 258-6146 (Sarah Inmi) 740-578-9790 (Tracey, wifeoftj) (630) 216-9265 (Cary) 785-260-0069 (onesmallfire) (919) 295-0579 (idrvfast)...
I think
yodelmachine:
Based on this most recent GPOYW and my new knowledge of her totally sexy phone, kfedup has pulled ahead as my crushiest Tumblr crush!
oh, I’ll be in my bunk, alright.
I listened to it three times
and still can’t quite figure out why this young man with the lovely voice thinks his life is Twilight.
kalamazu asked: i've had gvoice for about a year now, so i've got a little experience with this weirdness...
there is a widget on the gvoice site (top left) that lets you call through your gvoice number. it will call you on the phone you have connected, and once you answer, will call the other party.
if you just call a gvoice number directly from your phone, it will show up on caller ID...
there is a widget on the gvoice site (top left) that lets you call through your gvoice number. it will call you on the phone you have connected, and once you answer, will call the other party.
if you just call a gvoice number directly from your phone, it will show up on caller ID...
Mauddammit
And now I’m all pissed off again that I can’t make it yet ANOTHER CHSH because holy shit, Abby’s going and she just left the best damn rambling message for me and I need to hang out with this woman post haste. With tequila.
what I'm saying
monkeyfrog:
Google voice doesn’t seem to work very well.
SO CONFUSED
because calls show up as coming from caller’s real number… not google voice number…
so sorry Kathleen, I just accidentally called back to leave one and realized my mistake and hung up.
you talk really fast. you could do radio car commercials!
Oh, it was you!
kaffeineme replied to your post: (330) 474-9144
It started ringing in the middle of my message so I got confused and hung up.
that’s what happened when I tried to leave one for Cary. I think we’re all confusing google with our sudden influx.
Stoopid Technology
It won’t let me listen to the message (from CO). Just asks me to save it or delete it or keep as new. An infinite loop of non-results.
We can all agree that Toni is the Queen Mother of...
Right?
Right.
(spelled that with a c not a k in my reply, Toni…doofus that I am)
(330) 474-9144
my zip code is so lame that not one single word in the history of words was available for a phone number and the only way to make that better is for you to tell me something awesome.
Compiling a sticky list of google voice numbers
and oh, baby is mama feeling all kinds of unfocused and desperate for a good distraction today.
