June 2010
If one more of those tiny, furry, glowing, red bug...
heebiefuckingjeebiesgah!
May 2010
OMG I hear the creepy conversion van ice cream...
kaffeineme:
I’m going to try to get a picture without getting touched inappropriately.
Show me on the fudgesicle stick where the bad man touched you.
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Dear Tumblr, please let us reblog message replies
Taiss gave such an incredibly thoughtful and helpful response to my gardening cry for help that it made me cry more, but in a joyful way. And then I went into the fenced garden and added composted cow manure to some small beds and stuck seeds in the ground. I planted Boston Pickling Cukes, French Heirloom Gherkin Cukes, Purple and Green Pole Beans, Zucchini, and my Zinnia plants. It’s a...
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There has to be a better way
I’m overwhelmed and annoyed with myself for not getting the new garden bed sheet mulched in the fall when I had an abundance of leaves. We tried to rototill the spot today and couldn’t even get the tines to grab into the sod, or into the soil where we dug some of the sod away in an attempt to give it a little tooth to hold onto. Granted, there’s something wrong with this old...
Memorial
I’ve been up for about an hour and showered before I even came downstairs to make coffee because the humidity moved in again over night and my skin felt like it had an oil leak. I’m trying to recapture the images from the dream I had in the pre-dawn hours of morning. I think I fell through the grain in a polished hardwood floor into another world where I could fly. I was under attack...
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How all you bitches doin'?
♪♫ Tonight, you're mine, compleeeetelyyyy ♪♫
yodelmachine:
♪♫ You give your looove soo sweeeetlyyyyy Toniiight, the liiiight of love is in YOOOUR eeeeyes, But will you love me, Mike Mooorroowww? ♪♫
E A R W O R M
Songs from Treme
atfrageelay:
Has made my day. Possibly my week or even month. Does ‘year’ make me sound too eager?
Go back to the first page and listen, especially if you’ve seen the show (but you don’t have to in order to enjoy this).
I SAID GO BACK TO THE FIRST PAGE AND LISTEN. Broaden your fucking horizons, you beard-licking folkies. Did I write that out loud?
Ooooh, BARRY…
Missed opportunity
I should have captioned that dessert photo:
my pie brings all the boys to the yard.
Does it count as an improvement
if I only poured a half second drink?
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Write one leaf about corn.
(via writeoneleaf)
Chris told me about this one day when his brother Paul walked out of the bathroom at the shop shaking his head. As he walked past Chris he said, “I don’t remember eating corn.”
Love when this story gets trotted out (pun intended) at Christmas Eve dinner.
doublejack:
I had means, motive, and opportunity, but in the end I couldn’t bring myself to fart on my sleeping cat.
I think we all need to hear a little bit more about *motive*.
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Watchtj:
“Fish Schtick”
On May 21, 2008, the You Look Nice Today crew released their 8th episode, Sacks-Minnelli Disease. During the first 15 minutes or so of that episode, they discussed dance moves, including their own prototype (at that point) dance called “The Fishstick.”
On May 25, 2008, the man known only as lonelysandwich released his Fishstick video, and the world was forever changed.
To...
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Alcohol consumption may protect against risk of... →
constantflux:
fuckyeahbeer:
Remember to drink to that when you get home tonight!
Sláinte!
Welp… I don’t know if it’s protecting me from the disease, but it’s protecting my mother in-law, who has it and doesn’t drink alcohol. I’m her main caregiver and dudes, it’s crazy-making and some nights I just need to dive into a fishbowl of tequila.
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Woah. Maybe it's not about lazy writing.
Maybe I’m a lazy watcher.
Woah.
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The best Lost finale recap →
littleorphanammo:
For anyone still confused about Lost’s ending Tracie at Jez illuminates, as always, in the finale recap. I would have been so lost this entire time without Tracie.
(trust me. Y’all will be thinking: “OOOOOohhhhhh oookaaay….” every few paragraphs.)
Reading that really helped me get over my frustrations with the ending. And reminded me that I’ve been struggling with...
Thanks for coming back, Doublejack.
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Lost questions: SPOILER ALERT for those who...
What bothers me about the Lost finale is all of the unanswered questions. I can tell myself, oh, just let the mystery be — that’s the whole point. But, it felt like the writers lost control of the story somewhere back in season 4 and had to just fall back on this solution that they had previously denied would be the ending.
I enjoyed it and yes, I even cried a few times. Especially when...
OK, so when do we get some new Nancy Botwin on our...
because that whole thing just left me feeling jaded and angry and like I just sat through the laziest frigging tie-up ever. And I never want to hear the violin again.
WHAT?
Urgh. Just…urgh.
This is the only time in the entire series I've...
Now I’m kinda wishing I’d waited to watch it on Hulu tomorrow.
Is this a commercial every 2.5 minutes?
Hey, ABC? Wanna bankroll my pizza truck?
Not a euphemism.
Was that a Sleestack?
To the land...of...the...Looooooost
We are experiencing technical difficulties please...
Really AT&T U-Verse that I pay $118 a month for and only watch oh once a month if that because my husband has the remote to watch SPEED channel or WAR channel?
Fuck you, U-Verse. This is just not right.
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