February 2010
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What's that? I'mma be havin' dinner at Applebee's?
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Pink's awkward. We need to put her in a sling.
January 2010
3 tags
recycle vagina
hahaha…
hooo boy, that was good.
google voice search.
snort.
Oh, just sitting here sipping a martini
and watching Kathy Griffin, She’ll Cut A Bitch and sort of laughing because it’s sort of funny, but not really, while my left eye twitches in a borderline post-orgasmic fashion.
Pleasantly buzzed.
notactuallyme:
It helps to start early.
I was just saying the same thing to the huz… I was ready at 2 after the girl’s playmate left (two headstrong, vocal, smart six year-old girls in a room together for three hours—each needing to be in charge), but I contained my desire for escape until a half hour ago.
hello, martini.
where you been all my day?
notimeforrest:
I was told that all hangovers are gone by 2pm. Not sure that mine is paying attention to the rules. I may never drink again, except for this delicious bloody mary.
I was going to suggest a spicy hair of the dog… dang. Now I want a bloody mary. Oooh, and I think I have one more jar of homemade tomato juice in the pantry.
Ending this humped in the ass week
with a martini and a $50 splurge on the iTunes…
Gotan Project (thanks missambiguous)
TV On The Radio (been on my list for too long)
Radiohead (wut?)
mmmm…martini…
On second thought, I'll be eating with Portorock.
WHAT? NO SAUERKRAUT?
Oh my God, Jim.
!
lolz
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I totally just got a girlie hard-on thinking about...
which is what happens when I don’t drink for two weeks and then have a delicious but inebriating martini.
And yeah, no… I haven’t worked on my novel at all.
Really?
That’s it?
Fine.
Jesus.
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ohmygod
and just when you think the story can’t possibly get any more ridicutarded you get a call from the realtor telling you the buyer went out and bought almost 10K worth of furniture on a credit card the day before the potential (tho not likely due to the stupid business problems) closing.
So we have until noon tomorrow to try to straighten out the business problem part and run down to the...
You know what's cool?
I think my stomach is a few inches smaller. That feels good.
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Steve has nothing on that rotting baby doll head...
monkeyfrog:
Steve is scaring me, Jason.
you people do strange things to your mugs.
(via marleymarley)
You have no idea.
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Write one leaf about Peter Pan.
(via writeoneleaf)
My grandmother took me to see Peter Pan for my 12th birthday in 1979 at The Wang theater in Boston. Sandy Duncan starred as Peter Pan and holy bountiful heaven, she was amazing. This was during the budding infancy of my desire to be on Broadway, which I sustained all the way through high school and a dozen productions, but let go of completely by the time I got to college.
We...
Wrestling with ye olde self doubte
as perennially
End of June Tweetup
tj:
frageelaytwit:
That could actually happen, Kelly. I guess some people want to come for the July one, but Dan and I will be traveling East in mid-July and it’s crazy-hot here in late July/early August, so end of June might work.
kfedup:
I was going to go, but turns out my folks are coming into town for my brother’s thesis show that weekend. And July doesn’t sound too promising either....
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Every single week, you guys should thank me for...
girlvanized:
Because there would be clowns.
Reblog because shit girl, my brain won’t stop making pictures of the possibilities and dang. Clowns.
CLOWNS.
Well, shit. I guess I can take having Howard...
RIP beautiful brainy man who changed my world view for the better at a time when I needed it most.
ABBY
I’m so sorry about Aunt Pearl. I’m so glad you have your lady with you right now. Sending you big hugs that I hope to deliver in person at a tootup real soon. Love from an internet stranger who thinks the world of you.
I WISH I COULD CATCH UP ON THE GOOGLE GROUP...
atsirhc:
but work keeps interrupting me. and Toni, i’ll give you a private dance if you grace me with your presence on gchat sometime after i get off work. WINK lol
is it Sunday yet? I’m ready for my day off.
WHAT’S A SISTA GOTTA DO TO GET THE PRIVATE DANCER?
April 10
I was going to go, but turns out my folks are coming into town for my brother’s thesis show that weekend. And July doesn’t sound too promising either. Any chance of moving the July one to the last weekend in June?
Poopaloop.
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I'm just trying to figure out how to turn this...
without sugar or alcohol or the Hitachi or pizza or running away.
so it’s like half smile… fearful thought pops up and makes me freeze… breathe… remind self of all the good stuff… half smile… repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat.
so yeah, I guess I’m boring even myself.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PORTOROCK!
I don’t know if you’re still in SF, or back home, but wherever you are I hope you’re having a fantastical birthday. I’m so glad I’ve had the awesome fortune of getting to know you and really hope to meet you in meat space at one of these midwest tweetup thingermabobs sometime soon so I, too, can bask in the glow of that giant sparkling smile of yours.
Until then,...
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Seeing as I'm working on turning around my bad,...
So freaking what if our credit is shot to shit because the economy fell apart and Chris’ business took a major hit because his customers stopped paying him. So what if we had to stop making the payment on the mortgage for the house we don’t live in after having paid it for three years. We did everything we could to sell that house. The worst thing that will happen out of all of this is...
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Yesterday we got deflating news about the impending sale of the house we’ve been trying to sell for four years. The upshot as far as we can tell is that we cannot short sell the house even though we have a buyer who has spent $$ to make repairs in order to satisfy financing requirements. It’s a steal, really. I mean half of what we mortgaged it for six years ago. But because of a...
yhf:
Coat and scarf in today’s GPOYM-They-Finally-Fixed-The-Goddamned-Door-Edition courtesy of Anna, who is very possibly the only person ever who has an eye for what makes me look all sophisticated and shit ridiculously handsome.
Fixed.
Also: well done, Anna.
Refried Beans Is People
(via frageelaytwit)
Soylent Green Burritos
Portishead ~ Roads
Tonight’s music to write...
"burping up vitamins"
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Sitting at my desk in the living room working on a...
wondering why in the sam hill I’m so cold when the heat is cranking away down there in the basement… then got up to go to the kitchen for a glass of water and discovered that the back door was wide open.
Hey, resident teenager who last used the door…
WHAT DO YOU THINK WE LIVE IN A BARN?!
Tumblr is experiencing a cranial rectal inversion,...
Right?
